Total Medals Earned: 385 (From 57 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,700 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Medals Earned: 2/7 (55/340 points)
Medals Earned: 10/21 (215/825 points)
Medals Earned: 4/18 (45/500 points)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (225/250 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/40 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/135 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Medals Earned: 7/8 (190/290 points)
Medals Earned: 9/12 (350/500 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the Sneaky Way
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
jump on a wall 20 times
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Find the hidden button
Jump on 100 enemies
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
touch the sky
Fiery Combo of 10
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get the clock
Get Crow Death
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Beat the first level.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Beat the game.
Kill the boss without dying.
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Let out all your aggression.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Defeat the boss and win the game!
Reach chaos for the first time
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
