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Pick-up Lines

Posted by tashpiro - May 7th, 2009


ive never heard any good pickup lines in my life.. any1 got anything good?

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Lol, hey i just made a adam and eve clip with the xtranormal site, about trannys oddly enough. a good pick up line to me is none, because if the girl is stupid enough to get with someone that uses a pick up line is a stupid fucking girl. Because she should see that its just a false conversation to get laid, if a girl is ment to meet you you will, and shouldnt rely and that chumpay will smith fresh princh bs. LOl

"I'm actually shorter than this, I'm just sitting on my wallet."

"If you were a booger I'd pick you first."

"Come sit in my lap, we'll talk about the first thing that pops up."

For serious though:
"Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh?" "..." "Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name's ____."

"Hey, do you have a map? I'm about to get lost in those eyes."

"Hi."