ive never heard any good pickup lines in my life.. any1 got anything good?
Thank you Newgrounds, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFS7APAApBA
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"I'm actually shorter than this, I'm just sitting on my wallet."
"If you were a booger I'd pick you first."
"Come sit in my lap, we'll talk about the first thing that pops up."
For serious though:
"Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh?" "..." "Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name's ____."
"Hey, do you have a map? I'm about to get lost in those eyes."
"Hi."
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Lol, hey i just made a adam and eve clip with the xtranormal site, about trannys oddly enough. a good pick up line to me is none, because if the girl is stupid enough to get with someone that uses a pick up line is a stupid fucking girl. Because she should see that its just a false conversation to get laid, if a girl is ment to meet you you will, and shouldnt rely and that chumpay will smith fresh princh bs. LOl